HINDI SMS

G: Gossip mein sabse aage,I: Innocent sirf shakal se,R: Rone ki automatic machine,L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.----------------------Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,-----------------------Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hainAaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!-----------------------College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,Classke bahane diloka mel hota...

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SANTA AUR BANTA SMS

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Banta : Dont worry, I have one more. --------------------------Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.Man: Which part?Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar. -----------------------------Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Santa: So what take...

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MISS U...SMS

Salam .... I See UAankhon seI Feel USansoon seI Kiss UHontoon seI Remember UChahat seI Believe UJaan sI Miss UDil se&'I Love U'Kasam se.---------------------------------------IMissUDil syDil takJan syJan takDin syRat takKal syAj takAap syMuj takSubha sysham takmeray sms behjnay syAap ky sms parnay tak I MISS U--------------------------I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although...

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happy birthday sms

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".------------------------------------Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....___________________________________In my...

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LOVE SMS

i love the 'y'i love the 'o'i love the 'u'put them togetherand i love 'you'_____________________(\_/)(=.=)(")(")a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses..._______________________In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry._____________________________If u...

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GOOD NIGHT SMS

This Has Been DeclaredAs D Worlds Most DifficultTongue Twister: "The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"Try It.gOod NighT _____________________Nud gight!Lest of buck,Bay mod yless goy,Dweet sream,cake tare??yorry saar neend mehu na sisliye ipellinghistake mo hahi raiMON'T DINDNud gight.______________________________A Shining ANGEL StandsBeside Your Silky Bed,Calling Ur Nice Name So Softly,Throwing Flowers On UAnd SayingGood...

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GOOD MORNING SMS

Good morningMuskurate hain hum aapki muskurahat dekh kar,Aap yun hi muskurate rahe, hamari chahat dekh kar.Good Morning!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------Good morningSuraj ki pehli kiran khushi de aapko,Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

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GOOD MORNING SMS

---------------------------------------“Hi, friend i am coming to meet uin the way of lightjust to vist and saygood morning ”--------------------------------------“ Be the sky above you,blue Soft be the road below you,Affection be the breeze around you,I pray all the happiness surrounds you.Good Morning.”--------------------------------------“ No shadows to depress u,only joys to surround u,friends to luv u,and God himself to...

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jokes

Aye dost baandh le kafanmein botal.Qabar mein baith k peeyakarenge.In ladkiyon se bewafai mili,Ab bhootniyon se panga-----------------------------------How do you convert aBUS into a female ??Come late to the busstop.. BUS MISS hoJaayegi ___________________________________Jeeto-Doctor ne mujheek mahine ka aram aurkisi Hill station parjane ko kaha hai,humkaha jaynge?Santa-Kisi DusreyDoctor ke pass___________________________________Sardarji...

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