jokes

Aye dost baandh le kafan
mein botal.
Qabar mein baith k peeya
karenge.

In ladkiyon se bewafai mili,



Ab bhootniyon se panga
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How do you convert a
BUS into a female ??







Come late to the bus
stop.. BUS MISS ho
Jaayegi

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Jeeto-Doctor ne mujhe
ek mahine ka aram aur
kisi Hill station par
jane ko kaha hai,hum
kaha jaynge?
Santa-Kisi Dusrey
Doctor ke pass
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Sardarji got a sms 4rm
his galfriend dat
I MISS U
Socho sardarji ne kya
reply diya hoga?
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I MR. U

ANKUSH
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Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.
Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?
Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h

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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be.. one heart that would always beat for you..
You know Whose???





your Own!!
ha ha ha
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Santa 2 Banta:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
banta: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Santa:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!!!
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Ek bhikari ne awaz lagayi: babuji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi:Biwi ghar per nahi he.
Bhikari: maine chumma nai roti mangi hai.
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Aaj raat tum logo ko







MACHHAR





jroor katenge
nahi mano to so kar dekh lena..
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Srdar 2 hs Frend:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!
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Har Ladke Ko 1Sundar Ladki Ki Jarurat Hoti H
Jo Ladki Khubsurat Hoti H
Paisewale Ho Tavi Patana
Qki Aajkal Pyar Me Paise KiJarurat Hoti H
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Flower+fly=b'ful scene,

Star+moon=romantic nite,

Rain+mansoon=lovly weather,

U+Ur smile=hye rabba;

Tusi v na bas dara dende ho
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Shukriya karo uus khuda ka ki usne hume banaya hai.! kyonki ek pyara,accha smart,cute & beautiful sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai..!
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Yaad Hai Hum Pehli Bar Kahan Miley The,
Train Ruki,
Khidki Khuli,
Nazron se Nazren Mili,
Aur App ne Kaha,






Allah ke Naam Pe DeDe BABA!!
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Kismat ke Hatho wo Hi majbur Hote Hai,
Jo Haqiqat se Bahut Dur Hote Hai...

Aksar sazaa milti Hai unko,

Jo

Har taraf se Bekasur Hote Hai.
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Son:I wana tel u something

Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating

(After eating)

Dad: Now tell me

Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food ;)
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Ladka: Darling tumhari Zulfun se khelne ko jee chahta hai.
Ladki ne wig utari or kaha: Lo khe lo per de dena subah collage bhi jana
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Apki tasvir banate hai to tasvir adhuri reh jati hai,
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kabhi sing reh jate hai
to kabhi punch reh jati hai...
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"PYAAR KAROGE" Pareshan Rahoge..
"SHADI KAROGE" Mental banoge..
"DIVORCE DOAGE" Deavadas banoge..
"Humse Dosti Karoge "BINDAS RAHOG

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In duriyo ko judai mat kehna
In khamoshiyo ko narazgi mat kehna
Har haal me sath denge apka
Zindgi ne saath na diya to Bewafa mat kehna