Wednesday, December 31, 2008

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New Year SMS

  • Wednesday, December 31, 2008
  • Chetan
  • Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


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    Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
    Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
    Never put Tear, Please Hear,
    I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
    Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

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    WI
    YO
    HA

    WIS
    YOU
    HAP

    WISH
    YOU A
    HAPPY

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    With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006

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    Fresh Air....
    Fresh Idea....
    Fresh Talent....
    Fresh Energy....
    I wish U to have a .....
    Sweetest Sunday,
    Marvellous Monday,
    Tasty Tuesday,
    Wonderful Wednesday,
    Thankful Thursday,
    Friendly Friday,
    Successful Saturday.
    Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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    Ek-Khubsurti..!
    Ek-Tajgi..!
    Ek-Sapna..!
    Ek-Sachai..!
    Ek-Kalpana..!
    Ek-Ahsas..!
    Ek-Astha..!
    Ek-Vishvas..!
    Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat..


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    Fresh Air....
    Fresh Idea....
    Fresh Talent....
    Fresh Energy....
    I wish U to have a .....
    Sweetest Sunday,
    Marvellous Monday,
    Tasty Tuesday,
    Wonderful Wednesday,
    Thankful Thursday,
    Friendly Friday,
    Successful Saturday.
    Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
    ---

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    Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
    Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
    Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
    Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
    *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*


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    Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
    Wish your Life will always be Bright.
    So my Dear don't get Fear
    Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR"

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    Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
    Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
    Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
    Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
    *NAYA SAAL MUBAROK

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    Es Naye Saal mai..
    Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
    Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
    Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
    Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar
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    Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
    Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
    Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
    Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!


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    Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always & may New Year 2006..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness
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    Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko, Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.Happy New Year
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    Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings
    FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
    everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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    gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
    mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year
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    Friday, October 31, 2008

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    Kiss SMS

  • Friday, October 31, 2008
  • Chetan
  • Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
    kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
    kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
    but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

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    Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
    Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
    Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
    But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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    What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
    that will lead to further penetation,
    in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

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    If u read,u owe me a HUG,
    if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
    if u save,u owe me a DATE,
    if u return txt msg 2 me,
    u OWE me All,
    bt if u ignore,
    U r MINe!
    So wat will U do?

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    A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature ,
    to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.

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    Dil ker raha hai, ke aaj tum ko ,akele main le ja ker,
    tum ko apne honton se aik, k..ki,,,kis,,,,kissssssss krun tumhare lips per

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    Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,
    That you love me in December as you do in May?"
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    Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing.
    Whats kissing ?
    Come here and I show you.

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    A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.
    a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.
    so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

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    Naughty SMS

  • Chetan
  • A Short thing
    It gets Longer
    when U hold it
    N pass between
    women Breasts
    N enters into
    A hole
    What is it?
    1 min 2 think!
    Car Seat Belt
    U dirty mind.

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    Skin meets Skin
    When is that
    the skin meets skin,
    hair meets hair
    n balls disappear..
    dirty mind
    its when
    u BLINK UR EYES

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    Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
    Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
    Jaago Grahak Jaago!

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    NDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
    Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR...
    aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
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    Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
    Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
    Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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    Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
    Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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    Thursday, October 30, 2008

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    Friendship SMS

  • Thursday, October 30, 2008
  • Chetan
  • One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend like you can make life worth living for.

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    If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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    Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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    Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
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    I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem: a friend like you.

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    Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

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    I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

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    I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

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    Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

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    Diwali SMS

  • Chetan
  • Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"

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    Troubles as light as Air,love as deep as Ocean,Friends as Solid as Diamonds,and Success as bright as Gold...These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana

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    I Pray to God to give UShanti,Shakti,Sampati,Swarup,Saiyam,Saadgi,Safalta,Samridhi,Sanskar,Swaasth,Sanmaan,Saraswati,aur SNEH.
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    Wednesday, October 15, 2008

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    Christmas SMS

  • Wednesday, October 15, 2008
  • Chetan
  • May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

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    I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

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    New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year
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    miss you. wish we were snuggling under the christmas tree. merry christmas wish you a christmas as happy as can be!

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    A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

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    Faith makes all things possible,
    Hope makes all things work,
    Love makes all things beautiful,
    May you have all the three for this Christmas.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS______

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    May this Christmas be so special
    that you never ever feel lonely again
    and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

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    From Home to home,
    and heart to heart,
    from one place to another.
    The warmth and joy of Christmas,
    brings us closer to each other.



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    Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
    You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
    unselfishness and kindliness that
    may have accrued during the past twelve months.
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    Broken Heart SMS

  • Chetan
  • In school they taught me that; 1 hour = 60 min.1 min = 60 sec. but they never told me that; 1 sec. without U = 100 years

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    I will always be by your side beecause you always make me the happpiest person i always love to be.
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    They say you can only fall in love once, but I know thats not true, because every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again..
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    YOu brought a new meaning to my simple life,n u made it beautiful with ur undesirable love....u make me smile even when ur not around..u make me feel loved when i most miss u.whatever it is u can make me whole again.


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    my day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name i cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much i love you, if you wanna know about this.just search my self in ur heart. shawon

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    leave something 4 sumone bt never leave some1 4 something coz in life something vil leave u, bt someone wil always there 4 u.

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    love is like an illusion, a smile that is never ending, a life without misery, a cool tour to heaven that is un forgetable between the two loved ones, understood by the loved ones who range hearts that are unbreakable for no one other than God.

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    Don't love a friend like a flower because flower dies in season . Love them like a river because flows forever.

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    Suna tha baat hoti hai ya phir mulakat hoti,
    Eishq k medan main geet hoti hai ya phir haar hoti hai,
    lekin kal dehkha oor sochta reha,
    K inn k dermian bhi koi Deevar hoti hai
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    Barish/Rainy day SMS

  • Chetan
  • The Taste Of Oranges
    The Walk In Frost
    The Golden Sunlight
    The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
    The Magic Of Wet Red LEaves
    “Happy first rain of winter”

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    Besan ke roti,
    Lemon ka achar,
    Dostonn ke khushi,
    Apnnon ka pyar,
    Sawwan ke rain,
    Kisi ka intezar,
    Mubark ho aap ko,
    Barish ki bahar,
    / / / /
    / / /
    / /
    Happy Rainy Day Sweet Heart

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    Jb barish hoti hy, Tum yaad aty ho.
    Jb kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad aty ho,
    Jab bhegty hain tum yaad aaty ho,
    Bataoo Meri umbrella Kb wapis karo gy! :D



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    The Taste Of Oranges
    The Walk In Frost

    The Golden Sunlight
    The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

    The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
    “Happy first rain of winter”

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    Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
    aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

    Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
    bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

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    Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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    Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.
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    April Fools SMS

  • Chetan
  • Tamam bewaqufon
    ko ittala di jati hai…
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Aap to aise parh rahe hen
    jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

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    I am your girlfriend:
    Smart.
    Intelligent.
    Sweet.
    Talented.
    Excllent.
    Romantic.

    theek kaha na ?

    In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

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    If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
    1) gud looks
    2 ) nature
    3 ) style
    4 ) attitude,
    kick them off.
    How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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    WARNING ! ! !

    This is a VIRUS . . .

    When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN


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    U are a...



    B. I. T. C. H.



    Beautiful



    Intelligent



    Talented



    Cute



    Horny



    r u smiling now?



    *YOU BITCH*

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    Hi,

    Doing nothing?

    Then Make a Place,

    4 Me in ur Heart!!

    I May come there any time!

    Ur's Faithfully,

    "HeArT aTtAcK" ')
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    I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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    SomeOne..
    MiSSES U..
    NeeDS U..
    Worries About U
    Lonely Without U
    Guess Who?
    THE MONKEY IN
    ... THE ZOO ...
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    You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


    Just a second, don't misunderstand.
    CUTE means:
    Creating
    Useless
    Troubles
    Everywhere..

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    ov o

    l e Y U

    ov o

    l e Y u

    L V e ou

    HARI OM!!
    Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

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    For pepsi "shahrukh"


    For coke "aamir"


    For mirinda "vivek"


    For fanta "rani"


    & For Thums Up "Akshay"


    Don't worry
    For Bante wala soda "You"
    Cheers !!!
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    U will be a ROSE for all TREES
    U will be a SMILE
    for all FACES
    U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
    &
    U will be a BROHTER
    for all CUTE GIRLS .

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    If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
    this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

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    Anniversary SMS

  • Chetan
  • I LOVE U are words just three,
    which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
    so this is what i want to say,
    live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

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    Long after our anniversary
    And
    this greeting has been thrown away
    Think of the thought behind it,
    Each and everyday,
    Happy Anniversary


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    On this special day,
    best wishes go to you,
    that this wonderful love u share,
    lasts ur lifetime through.

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    Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
    joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
    Happy anniversary to you my Love

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    Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover

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    To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary
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    On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love
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    We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
    Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

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    Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
    Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

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    all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....
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    Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary

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    Saturday, October 4, 2008

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    GOOD NIGHT SMS......

  • Saturday, October 4, 2008
  • Chetan
  • X’cuse me,
    Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
    aur sms parh rahe ho to
    “Good Night”

    Aur agar aap so gaye ho
    aur sms subah parho gay to phir
    “Good Morning”

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    If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
    U know whats wrong?
    U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’

    Good Night

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    One evening i will come 2 ur room
    lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed
    I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face
    And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!


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    Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
    Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
    Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
    Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
    Good Night ..!

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    Someday u may lose ur hair.
    u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
    But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
    coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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    Sweet SMS....

  • Chetan
  • NA KOI KISI SA DOOR HOTA HAI...
    NA KOI KISI KA PASS HOTA HAI ..
    PYAR KHUD CHAL KA ATTA HAI...
    JAB KOI KISI KA NASSEB MAIN HOTA HAI.

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    khuda se thorda raham khareed late,
    aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed late,
    agar kahin bikti khushiyan meri,
    to saari beach ke aap ka har gam kharid late

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    hume zeher deke ye kehete hai pina hoga,
    pete hain to kehete hain jina hoga.............
    ishq jab ek tarap ho to saja deta hai,
    aur jab dono tarap ho to maja deta hai.....

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    Measured by miles,
    U r far from me ....
    Measures by thoughts
    U r closer to me...
    Measured by closed eyes
    U r with me ....
    Measured by heart
    U r in me......
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    Never try alone to take the weights of tear
    that comes out of ur heart &
    falls through ur eyes ……..
    ALWAYS REMEMBER A FRIEND IS HERE TO SHARE
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    I m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings,
    scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears.
    Don't throw me after use
    but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm

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    Liking U is my nature ,
    Missing U is my disappointment …..
    Fighting with U is my Time pass…
    Forgetting U is never in my life time …..
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    Never Ignore a person who
    Luvs u
    Cares 4 u &
    Misses U
    Bcoz
    One day u may wake up frm ur sleep
    And realize that u've lost the moon while counting stars
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    Thursday, October 2, 2008

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    SHAYARI SMS....

  • Thursday, October 2, 2008
  • Chetan
  • for a nice friend
    nice morning for a sweet friend
    "sweet morning" for a lovely friend,
    "lovely morning" for good friend,
    "good morning" have nice day.

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    bhai:- are tum gadi itani tez ku chala rahe hon?
    circuit:-bhai break fail ho gayi hain
    accident hone se pehale ghar pahuch jate hain.

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    ankha to pyar main dil ki juban hoti hain,
    sacchi chahat to sada bejuban hoti hain,
    pyar main gum bi mile to kya ghabarana,
    suna hain darad se chahat jawan hoti hain.
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    wo love-love likhati rahi,
    main leave-leave padhata raha,
    wo kiss-kiss likhati rahi,
    main kick-kick padhata raha,
    wo shadi karake chali gayi main,
    spoken english padhata raha,
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    god givs us 2 gifts,
    once is chance and another is choise,
    chance 2 have friends and choice 2 select
    a sweet one like you
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    tazi hawa k azoka aya,
    khushbu teri sath laya,
    phir mere dil ko khayak aya ,
    aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya.
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    lakh khushiyan kam hain,
    1 gum bhulane ke liye,
    aur 1 gum hi kaphi hain,
    umar bhar rulane ke liye.
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    sapano main kho jao ,
    din bhar ki thakan mtao,
    aishwarya se milo ambani ban jao,
    olympic medal jeto,
    aeroplane se duniya ghum aao,
    jo puri jindagi main nahi kar sakate
    sab kar dalo.
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    mate pe lahu ,
    sir par ret,
    mate pe lahu ,
    sir par ret,
    kunki
    sajani ne phul mara gamale samet..
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    hamane mohobbat main wafa karate karte
    unki khatir is jamane ko bhula diya,
    khuda kare wo har khushi paye usase,
    jiske khatir usane is diwane ko bhula diya,
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    Q1:- what dose 98 stand for windows?
    ans:-it stands for no. of times to hung in a day
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    nasha jaruri hain jindagi k liye,
    par sirf sharab hi nahi bekhudi k liye,
    kisi ki must nigaho main dub jao,
    bada hasin samundar hain khudkhushi k liye.

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    my eyes miss u!,
    feeling love u!
    hands need u!
    mind call ui!
    hert just 4 u!
    i realy love u!
    aisa romeo ne julio ko kaha
    jane de apane ko kya karana,
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    just imagin life without girls!!
    results:- market silent ,streets empty,
    polis on rest , all mobile company in loss,
    no sms no flower no candel no valentine
    no perfume no travelling all men direct to heven
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    dont keep me in ur hert ,
    but keep in ur brain,
    rehane ki jagaha jitani
    khali ho rehane main
    utana hi maja ata hain
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    past is experience
    present is experiment
    future is expectations
    so use ur experience in ur experiment
    to achive ur expectation
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    chand adhura hain sitaro kbina
    gulshan adhura hain bahro k bina
    samundar adhura hain kinare k bina
    jina adhura hain tum jaise yaro k bina
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    kalam uthyi hain lafz nahi milata
    jisako dhund rahe hain wo shaks nahi milata
    firte hain wo jamane ki talash main
    bus tumhare liye unhe waqt nahi milata
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    dil main umido ki shama jala rakhi hain
    hamane apani alag duniya basa rakhi hain
    is umeed ke sath ki ayega sms aapaka
    hamane mobile par najare jama rakhi hain
    ____________
    its true every effort
    not converted into success
    but its equally trye that
    success dosent come out without effort
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    Friday, September 26, 2008

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    HINDI SMS

  • Friday, September 26, 2008
  • Chetan
  • G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
    I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
    R: Rone ki automatic machine,
    L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.

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    Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
    Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
    -----------------------

    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
    JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

    -----------------------

    College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
    Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,
    Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
    Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai

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    Patti-patti gulab kya hogi,
    Har kali mahaj khwab kya hogi !
    Jisne lakhoon haseen dekhe ho,
    Uski niyat kharab kya hogi !!

    --------------------------

    Hame hasne hasane ki adat hai,
    Nazron se nazren milane ki aadat hai,
    Par hamari nazar to unse hai ja mili,
    Jinhe nazren jhuka ke sharmane ki adat hai

    ---------------------------

    Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi,
    Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
    Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon,
    Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya.
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    SANTA AUR BANTA SMS

  • Chetan
  • Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
    --------------------------
    Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
    Man: Which part?
    Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
    -----------------------------
    Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
    Servant: It's already raining.
    Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.
    ------------------------------
    Salesman:This computer will
    cut your workload by 50%.

    Santa:That is great,
    I will take two of them:p


    -------------------------------

    Santa Police se:
    Kal rat chor mere ghar se
    TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

    Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

    Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

    --------------------------------


    1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
    aur Santa se kehta hai
    bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
    talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

    Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
    ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:

    ---------------------------

    Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
    Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
    Banta: Apple khane.
    Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
    Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
    -----------------------------

    Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
    sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
    he Picks his Mobile Phone,
    Calls everyone from his phone
    & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
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    Wednesday, September 17, 2008

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    MISS U...SMS

  • Wednesday, September 17, 2008
  • Chetan
  • Salam .... I See U
    Aankhon se

    I Feel U
    Sansoon se

    I Kiss U
    Hontoon se

    I Remember U
    Chahat se

    I Believe U
    Jaan s

    I Miss U
    Dil se


    &
    'I Love U'
    Kasam se.
    ---------------------------------------

    I
    Miss
    U
    Dil sy
    Dil tak
    Jan sy
    Jan tak
    Din sy
    Rat tak
    Kal sy
    Aj tak
    Aap sy
    Muj tak
    Subha sy
    sham tak
    meray sms behjnay sy
    Aap ky sms parnay tak I MISS U
    --------------------------

    I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

    ---------------------------
    f u wanna know how much I miss u,
    try to catch rain drops,
    the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
    and the ones u miss is how much I miss

    ------------------------------

    In The Flower My Rose Is You,
    In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
    In The Sky My Moon Is You,
    I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
    That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
    ______________________________

    U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u
    -------------------------------

    I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
    In every blink of my eyes,
    In every second of Time and...
    In every moment of the Day !
    --------------------------------

    Tumne Suna nahi?
    Wakei nahi suna?
    CNN pe?
    BBC pe?
    PTV pe?
    GEO pe?
    FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?
    to mujsey sun lo phir
    "I MISS U SO MUCH"
    ----------------------------
    There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...
    __________________________

    u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.u r in my feelings.u r in my thoughts.u r in my breath.u r in my work.u r in my mind.u r in my dreams.u r in my prayer.u r in my life.because u r in my heart.I miss u.
    --------------------------
    n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
    n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
    n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
    n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
    GOT CONFUSED?
    OH!B SMART FRIEND:
    ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO
    ---------------------------
    In The Flower My Rose Is You,
    In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
    In The Sky My Moon Is You,
    I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
    That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
    ----------------------

    Close your Eyes,
    Relax your Body,
    And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
    NOW BREATH......
    I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
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    A B
    C D
    E F
    G H
    I J
    K L
    M N
    O P
    Q R
    S T
    V W
    X Y Z
    have I missed something?
    yes..
    i missed "U"
    ----------------


    Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....
    --------------

    Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
    ------------------
    I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

    ---------------

    A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
    -------------

    My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

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    I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.
    -----------------
    Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
    --------------------

    Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
    Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
    Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
    But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
    I’m just giving u time to miss me!
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    ('',)/' OYE KIDHAA
    <))
    ./ L


    ,,
    (.'') Pata tenu
    <((>kinna miss
    ./ l. kitta????


    INNNA,,
    ,_____c'',)______,
    ))
    ./.> SAARA

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    Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 4give, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 luv & learn 2 say: U Miss me!....

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    What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!....
    --------------------

    Whenever I miss U, I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I'll just put my right hand across my chest & will feel U!....
    ----------------------

    Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who misses u, miss the one who wishes the best for U.....

    ----------------------

    Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!....
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    Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!....
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    Saturday, September 13, 2008

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    happy birthday sms

  • Saturday, September 13, 2008
  • Chetan
  • Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
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    Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....
    ___________________________________

    In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."
    ______________________________________


    Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

    ___________________________________

    know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
    __________________________________

    Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
    hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
    happy Birthday .......


    ____________________________________

    Sending birthday blessings
    Filled with love and peace and joy
    Wishing sweetest things happen
    Right before your eyes !
    ___________________________


    Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
    apne dost ko kya uphar du,
    koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
    jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
    Junam Din Mubarak Ho


    ___________________________


    A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
    MAMMA… START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR

    _____________________


    I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday


    ___________________


    My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I’d die

    ___________________________________

    Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
    _________________________________


    The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday.

    ________________________________

    I
    M
    COMING
    2
    UR
    LIFE
    2
    GIVE
    U
    ALL
    SORTS
    OF
    HAPPINESS
    N
    JOYS

    WELCOME
    ME

    DO
    U
    KNOW
    WHO
    M
    I

    ****BIRTHDAY****
    HaPpY BiRtHdAy

    ______________________
    Go my sweet SMS

    Sweet Friend k paas
    Sweet Galyoon sey ho ker
    Sweet Style k saath
    Sweet Smile k sath
    Sweet Mode k saath
    Sweet sey Andaz me kehna

    !~HAPPY BIRTH DAY~!
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    Wednesday, September 10, 2008

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    LOVE SMS

  • Wednesday, September 10, 2008
  • Chetan
  • i love the 'y'
    i love the 'o'
    i love the 'u'
    put them together
    and i love 'you'
    _____________________


    (\_/)
    (=.=)
    (")(")
    a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
    _______________________


    In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

    _____________________________

    If u read,u owe me a HUG,
    if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
    if u save,u owe me a DATE,
    if u return txt msg 2 me,
    u OWE me All,
    bt if u ignore,
    U r MINe!
    So wat will U do?

    __________________________



    Without Love -- dayz are
    "Sadday,
    moanday,
    tearsday,
    wasteday,
    thirstday,
    frightday,
    shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
    Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

    ___________________________


    If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

    ______________________________


    L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

    ______________________________


    You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
    __________________________


    Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

    ________________________________


    Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

    _________________________________


    You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
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    GOOD NIGHT SMS

  • Chetan
  • This Has Been Declared

    As D Worlds Most Difficult

    Tongue Twister: "The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"


    Try It.

    gOod NighT
    _____________________
    Nud gight!
    Lest of buck,
    Bay mod yless goy,
    Dweet sream,
    cake tare

    ?
    ?

    yorry saar neend me
    hu na sisliye ipelling
    histake mo hahi rai
    MON'T DIND
    Nud gight.
    ______________________________

    A Shining ANGEL Stands

    Beside Your Silky Bed,

    Calling Ur Nice Name So Softly,

    Throwing Flowers On U

    And Saying

    Good Night

    &

    Sweet Dreams.

    _______________________________________





    A Child on Farm See

    Plane Fly by Overhead

    &

    Dreams of a Far away Place,

    A Traveller on the

    Plane sees d

    Farm & Dreams of Home! A Child on Farm See

    Pla

    _________________________________________




    Agar manzil paani hai to hausla saath rakhna,
    Agar pyar pana hai to aitbaar saath rakhna,
    Aur agar mamesha muskurana hai to sone se phele,
    Humen yaad rakhna, Good Night


    _______________________________________


    Excuse Me! Agar aap abhi soye nahi ho aur sms perh rahay ho to GOOD NIGHT
    Aur agar ap so gaye ho aur sms subha perho gay to phir GOOD MORNING

    _________________________________________________



    Namashkar, ye hamari lates nighs SMS seva hai. Is main ham soti hoi aatmaaon ko SMS kar k jagatay hain aur unke jag janay k baad hum khud so jatay hain... Good Night
    _________________________________________


    When an angel came to me, he asked: what is your wish for tonight?
    I said, please take care of the person who is reading this message... Good Night_
    ______________________________________________



    Hayo Rabba! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu good night wish te kar len do!!
    Good night hai ji... O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena
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    GOOD MORNING SMS

  • Chetan
  • Good morning
    Muskurate hain hum aapki muskurahat dekh kar,
    Aap yun hi muskurate rahe, hamari chahat dekh kar.

    Good Morning!

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    Good morning
    Suraj ki pehli kiran khushi de aapko,
    Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
    Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
    Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Good morning
    Roz subha hum karte hai
    itne pyar se unhe good morning...
    woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
    jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
    Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
    Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Good morning
    When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
    that everyone should have a friend like you....
    Why should only i suffer!!!
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Good morning
    Finally HUM uth gye hain.
    To jis jis ne gudmrng krni hai,
    line me aao,
    Token mil rahe hain.
    Kripya ek dusre ko
    dhakka mat maarein.
    1 baje tak khule darshan honge.
    Good morning !

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Good morning
    Sun spread rays,star close eyes,
    moon windup his cool brightness,
    open your eyes and spread smile
    to make day bright.
    Good Morning

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    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Good morning
    Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se,
    phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,
    Jyada mat soiye janab
    kyoki Har subah hoti hai apke MUSKURANE se.
    Good morning.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Fresh flowers are waiting
    Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
    Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips
    Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking
    at ur window to say u Good morning
    Have nice day.
    NEXT

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    Good Morning SMS

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    Tuesday, September 9, 2008

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    GOOD MORNING SMS

  • Tuesday, September 9, 2008
  • Chetan
  • ---------------------------------------

    Hi, friend i am coming to meet u
    in the way of light
    just to vist and say
    good morning ”
    --------------------------------------

    “ Be the sky above you,
    blue Soft be the road below you,

    Affection be the breeze around you,
    I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

    Good Morning.



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    “ No shadows to depress u,
    only joys to surround u,
    friends to luv u,
    and God himself to bless u.
    These r my wishes for today,
    tomorrow & everyday.
    Good Morning…!!


    -----------------------------------------------

    “ Chahe ghussa karo,
    Chahe galiyan do,
    chahe sir pito,
    Chahe mobile toro,
    chahe ghar ka saman bikhair do

    Hum tu isi time GOOD MORNING kahenge ”
    ------------------------------------------------------

    “ ?It is a
    S”imple”
    M”ind touching”
    I”nteractive”
    L”ong lasting”
    E”ffect which Wins the hearts..
    Yes..Its your “SWEET SMILE”
    So Keep smiling always, good morning!

    ”--------------------------------------


    “ Morning time a cup of hot hello,
    A plate of crispy wishes,
    A spoon of sweet smiles &
    A slice of great success specially for u…
    Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
    “Good Morning”

    ”-----------------------------------------


    “ Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now &
    Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,
    Pick out 1 every morning coz
    I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning


    ----------------------------------------------------
    “ One of the joys in life
    is waking up each day
    with thoughts that somewhere,
    Someone cares enough to
    send a warm morning greeting!
    Good morning and enjoy the day!


    -----------------------------------------------------

    “ No man in this world is rich
    enough to buy his own PAST.
    Enjoy each moment
    before it gets beyond reach.
    Have Good Day!


    --------------------------------------------------------

    “ An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face,
    A cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?!
    Have a great day! Good morning.

    ”-----------------------------------------------------


    “ Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits
    - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND
    and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me.
    I’m sharing all with U…

    Good Morning!


    -------------------------------------------------

    “ M-ake the most of it.
    O-pen your heart and mind.
    R-emember to thank God.
    N-ever frown
    I-magine me
    N-othing to worry.
    G-ood Morning!

    Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:)


    --------------------------------------------

    “ All mornings are like Paintings:-
    U need a little inspiration to get going,
    a little smile to brighten up
    &
    An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…

    (*) Good Morning (*)


    ----------------------------------------------

    “ Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
    in the way of sun light…
    in the way of sweet breeze…
    in the way of good wishes…
    just to say good morning…


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    “ subah sham teri yaad aati hai,
    saari saari raat jagati hai,
    karne ko to kar loon phone tujhe
    par ek ladki hai jo balance kam batati hai. ”
    -------------------------------------------------

    “ Do ordinary 4 God,He will do extraordinary 4 U,Do natural 4 God,He will do Supernatural 4 U,Do possible 4 God,He'll do wat is impossible 4 U,Take Care, gud
    mong

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    “ May the blessings of God harrass u, Happiness attack u wherever u go.May misery b hijacked frm u & may thieves pickpocket all ur worries...Gud morng ”

    (Posted on : 18-03-2007 Characters : 148)
    “ Welcome the new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face", "Love" in ur
    "Heart" "Good Thoughts" in ur "Mind" & U will have a .Wonderful Day. .Good Morning.


    ----------------------------------------------------------


    Past is Experience!
    Present is Experiment!
    Future is Expectation!
    Use UR Experience!
    in UR Experiment!
    To achieve UR Expectation!
    Have a Nice Day.


    --------------------------------------------------
    “ B-egin ur day with
    L-ove in ur heart
    E-xpect blesing
    S-hare goodness
    S-hine like Sun
    I-nspire someone
    N-ever forget that
    G-od is with you all times....Good Morning ”
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    Monday, September 8, 2008

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    jokes

  • Monday, September 8, 2008
  • Chetan
  • Aye dost baandh le kafan
    mein botal.
    Qabar mein baith k peeya
    karenge.

    In ladkiyon se bewafai mili,



    Ab bhootniyon se panga
    -----------------------------------
    How do you convert a
    BUS into a female ??







    Come late to the bus
    stop.. BUS MISS ho
    Jaayegi

    ___________________________________
    Jeeto-Doctor ne mujhe
    ek mahine ka aram aur
    kisi Hill station par
    jane ko kaha hai,hum
    kaha jaynge?
    Santa-Kisi Dusrey
    Doctor ke pass
    ___________________________________
    Sardarji got a sms 4rm
    his galfriend dat
    I MISS U
    Socho sardarji ne kya
    reply diya hoga?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I MR. U

    ANKUSH
    ___________________________________


    Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.
    Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?
    Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h

    ____________________________________


    Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be.. one heart that would always beat for you..
    You know Whose???





    your Own!!
    ha ha ha
    ___________________________________


    Santa 2 Banta:
    I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
    banta: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
    Santa:Hahaha
    i Kissd frst!!!
    _____________________________________



    Ek bhikari ne awaz lagayi: babuji roti milegi?
    Andar se awaz ayi:Biwi ghar per nahi he.
    Bhikari: maine chumma nai roti mangi hai.
    ______________________________________

    Aaj raat tum logo ko







    MACHHAR





    jroor katenge
    nahi mano to so kar dekh lena..
    ______________________________

    Srdar 2 hs Frend:
    I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
    Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
    Srdar:Hahaha
    i Kissd frst!
    _____________________________

    Har Ladke Ko 1Sundar Ladki Ki Jarurat Hoti H
    Jo Ladki Khubsurat Hoti H
    Paisewale Ho Tavi Patana
    Qki Aajkal Pyar Me Paise KiJarurat Hoti H
    _________________________________
    Flower+fly=b'ful scene,

    Star+moon=romantic nite,

    Rain+mansoon=lovly weather,

    U+Ur smile=hye rabba;

    Tusi v na bas dara dende ho
    _________________________________
    Shukriya karo uus khuda ka ki usne hume banaya hai.! kyonki ek pyara,accha smart,cute & beautiful sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai..!
    ___________________________________
    Yaad Hai Hum Pehli Bar Kahan Miley The,
    Train Ruki,
    Khidki Khuli,
    Nazron se Nazren Mili,
    Aur App ne Kaha,






    Allah ke Naam Pe DeDe BABA!!
    __________________________________
    Kismat ke Hatho wo Hi majbur Hote Hai,
    Jo Haqiqat se Bahut Dur Hote Hai...

    Aksar sazaa milti Hai unko,

    Jo

    Har taraf se Bekasur Hote Hai.
    _________________________________
    Son:I wana tel u something

    Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating

    (After eating)

    Dad: Now tell me

    Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food ;)
    ______________________________________
    Ladka: Darling tumhari Zulfun se khelne ko jee chahta hai.
    Ladki ne wig utari or kaha: Lo khe lo per de dena subah collage bhi jana
    ______________________________________

    Apki tasvir banate hai to tasvir adhuri reh jati hai,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    kabhi sing reh jate hai
    to kabhi punch reh jati hai...
    _________________________________

    "PYAAR KAROGE" Pareshan Rahoge..
    "SHADI KAROGE" Mental banoge..
    "DIVORCE DOAGE" Deavadas banoge..
    "Humse Dosti Karoge "BINDAS RAHOG

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    In duriyo ko judai mat kehna
    In khamoshiyo ko narazgi mat kehna
    Har haal me sath denge apka
    Zindgi ne saath na diya to Bewafa mat kehna
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