Kiss SMS

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetation,
in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

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A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature ,
to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.

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Dil ker raha hai, ke aaj tum ko ,akele main le ja ker,
tum ko apne honton se aik, k..ki,,,kis,,,,kissssssss krun tumhare lips per

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Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?"
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Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.
a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

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Naughty SMS

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!

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NDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR...
aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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Friendship SMS

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend like you can make life worth living for.

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem: a friend like you.

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Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

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I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

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I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

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Diwali SMS

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"

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Troubles as light as Air,love as deep as Ocean,Friends as Solid as Diamonds,and Success as bright as Gold...These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana

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I Pray to God to give UShanti,Shakti,Sampati,Swarup,Saiyam,Saadgi,Safalta,Samridhi,Sanskar,Swaasth,Sanmaan,Saraswati,aur SNEH.

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Christmas SMS

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

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I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year
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miss you. wish we were snuggling under the christmas tree. merry christmas wish you a christmas as happy as can be!

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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

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Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS______

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May this Christmas be so special
that you never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

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From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.



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Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.

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Broken Heart SMS

In school they taught me that; 1 hour = 60 min.1 min = 60 sec. but they never told me that; 1 sec. without U = 100 years

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I will always be by your side beecause you always make me the happpiest person i always love to be.
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They say you can only fall in love once, but I know thats not true, because every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again..
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YOu brought a new meaning to my simple life,n u made it beautiful with ur undesirable love....u make me smile even when ur not around..u make me feel loved when i most miss u.whatever it is u can make me whole again.


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my day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name i cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much i love you, if you wanna know about this.just search my self in ur heart. shawon

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leave something 4 sumone bt never leave some1 4 something coz in life something vil leave u, bt someone wil always there 4 u.

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love is like an illusion, a smile that is never ending, a life without misery, a cool tour to heaven that is un forgetable between the two loved ones, understood by the loved ones who range hearts that are unbreakable for no one other than God.

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Don't love a friend like a flower because flower dies in season . Love them like a river because flows forever.

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Suna tha baat hoti hai ya phir mulakat hoti,
Eishq k medan main geet hoti hai ya phir haar hoti hai,
lekin kal dehkha oor sochta reha,
K inn k dermian bhi koi Deevar hoti hai

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Barish/Rainy day SMS

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red LEaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

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Besan ke roti,
Lemon ka achar,
Dostonn ke khushi,
Apnnon ka pyar,
Sawwan ke rain,
Kisi ka intezar,
Mubark ho aap ko,
Barish ki bahar,
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Happy Rainy Day Sweet Heart

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Jb barish hoti hy, Tum yaad aty ho.
Jb kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad aty ho,
Jab bhegty hain tum yaad aaty ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kb wapis karo gy! :D



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The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost

The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

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Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.
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April Fools SMS

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN


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U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK" ')
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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

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For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

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Anniversary SMS

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

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Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary


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On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
Happy anniversary to you my Love

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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover

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To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary
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On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love
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We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

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all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....
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Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary

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GOOD NIGHT SMS......

X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”

Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning”

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If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’

Good Night

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One evening i will come 2 ur room
lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed
I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face
And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!


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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Good Night ..!

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Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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Sweet SMS....

NA KOI KISI SA DOOR HOTA HAI...
NA KOI KISI KA PASS HOTA HAI ..
PYAR KHUD CHAL KA ATTA HAI...
JAB KOI KISI KA NASSEB MAIN HOTA HAI.

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khuda se thorda raham khareed late,
aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed late,
agar kahin bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari beach ke aap ka har gam kharid late

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hume zeher deke ye kehete hai pina hoga,
pete hain to kehete hain jina hoga.............
ishq jab ek tarap ho to saja deta hai,
aur jab dono tarap ho to maja deta hai.....

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Measured by miles,
U r far from me ....
Measures by thoughts
U r closer to me...
Measured by closed eyes
U r with me ....
Measured by heart
U r in me......
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Never try alone to take the weights of tear
that comes out of ur heart &
falls through ur eyes ……..
ALWAYS REMEMBER A FRIEND IS HERE TO SHARE
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I m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears.
Don't throw me after use
but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm

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Liking U is my nature ,
Missing U is my disappointment …..
Fighting with U is my Time pass…
Forgetting U is never in my life time …..
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Never Ignore a person who
Luvs u
Cares 4 u &
Misses U
Bcoz
One day u may wake up frm ur sleep
And realize that u've lost the moon while counting stars
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SHAYARI SMS....

for a nice friend
nice morning for a sweet friend
"sweet morning" for a lovely friend,
"lovely morning" for good friend,
"good morning" have nice day.

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bhai:- are tum gadi itani tez ku chala rahe hon?
circuit:-bhai break fail ho gayi hain
accident hone se pehale ghar pahuch jate hain.

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ankha to pyar main dil ki juban hoti hain,
sacchi chahat to sada bejuban hoti hain,
pyar main gum bi mile to kya ghabarana,
suna hain darad se chahat jawan hoti hain.
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wo love-love likhati rahi,
main leave-leave padhata raha,
wo kiss-kiss likhati rahi,
main kick-kick padhata raha,
wo shadi karake chali gayi main,
spoken english padhata raha,
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god givs us 2 gifts,
once is chance and another is choise,
chance 2 have friends and choice 2 select
a sweet one like you
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tazi hawa k azoka aya,
khushbu teri sath laya,
phir mere dil ko khayak aya ,
aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya.
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lakh khushiyan kam hain,
1 gum bhulane ke liye,
aur 1 gum hi kaphi hain,
umar bhar rulane ke liye.
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sapano main kho jao ,
din bhar ki thakan mtao,
aishwarya se milo ambani ban jao,
olympic medal jeto,
aeroplane se duniya ghum aao,
jo puri jindagi main nahi kar sakate
sab kar dalo.
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mate pe lahu ,
sir par ret,
mate pe lahu ,
sir par ret,
kunki
sajani ne phul mara gamale samet..
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hamane mohobbat main wafa karate karte
unki khatir is jamane ko bhula diya,
khuda kare wo har khushi paye usase,
jiske khatir usane is diwane ko bhula diya,
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Q1:- what dose 98 stand for windows?
ans:-it stands for no. of times to hung in a day
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nasha jaruri hain jindagi k liye,
par sirf sharab hi nahi bekhudi k liye,
kisi ki must nigaho main dub jao,
bada hasin samundar hain khudkhushi k liye.

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my eyes miss u!,
feeling love u!
hands need u!
mind call ui!
hert just 4 u!
i realy love u!
aisa romeo ne julio ko kaha
jane de apane ko kya karana,
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just imagin life without girls!!
results:- market silent ,streets empty,
polis on rest , all mobile company in loss,
no sms no flower no candel no valentine
no perfume no travelling all men direct to heven
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dont keep me in ur hert ,
but keep in ur brain,
rehane ki jagaha jitani
khali ho rehane main
utana hi maja ata hain
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past is experience
present is experiment
future is expectations
so use ur experience in ur experiment
to achive ur expectation
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chand adhura hain sitaro kbina
gulshan adhura hain bahro k bina
samundar adhura hain kinare k bina
jina adhura hain tum jaise yaro k bina
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kalam uthyi hain lafz nahi milata
jisako dhund rahe hain wo shaks nahi milata
firte hain wo jamane ki talash main
bus tumhare liye unhe waqt nahi milata
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dil main umido ki shama jala rakhi hain
hamane apani alag duniya basa rakhi hain
is umeed ke sath ki ayega sms aapaka
hamane mobile par najare jama rakhi hain
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its true every effort
not converted into success
but its equally trye that
success dosent come out without effort
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