HINDI SMS

G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
R: Rone ki automatic machine,
L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.

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Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
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Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

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College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai

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Patti-patti gulab kya hogi,
Har kali mahaj khwab kya hogi !
Jisne lakhoon haseen dekhe ho,
Uski niyat kharab kya hogi !!

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Hame hasne hasane ki adat hai,
Nazron se nazren milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari nazar to unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazren jhuka ke sharmane ki adat hai

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Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi,
Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon,
Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya.

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SANTA AUR BANTA SMS

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
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Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p


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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:

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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

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MISS U...SMS

Salam .... I See U
Aankhon se

I Feel U
Sansoon se

I Kiss U
Hontoon se

I Remember U
Chahat se

I Believe U
Jaan s

I Miss U
Dil se


&
'I Love U'
Kasam se.
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I
Miss
U
Dil sy
Dil tak
Jan sy
Jan tak
Din sy
Rat tak
Kal sy
Aj tak
Aap sy
Muj tak
Subha sy
sham tak
meray sms behjnay sy
Aap ky sms parnay tak I MISS U
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I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

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f u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss

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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
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U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u
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I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !
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Tumne Suna nahi?
Wakei nahi suna?
CNN pe?
BBC pe?
PTV pe?
GEO pe?
FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?
to mujsey sun lo phir
"I MISS U SO MUCH"
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There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...
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u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.u r in my feelings.u r in my thoughts.u r in my breath.u r in my work.u r in my mind.u r in my dreams.u r in my prayer.u r in my life.because u r in my heart.I miss u.
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n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
GOT CONFUSED?
OH!B SMART FRIEND:
ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO
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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!
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Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
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A B
C D
E F
G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z
have I missed something?
yes..
i missed "U"
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Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....
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Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
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I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

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A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
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My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

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I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.
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Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
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Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
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('',)/' OYE KIDHAA
<))
./ L


,,
(.'') Pata tenu
<((>kinna miss
./ l. kitta????


INNNA,,
,_____c'',)______,
))
./.> SAARA

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Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 4give, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 luv & learn 2 say: U Miss me!....

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What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!....
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Whenever I miss U, I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I'll just put my right hand across my chest & will feel U!....
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Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who misses u, miss the one who wishes the best for U.....

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Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!....
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Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!....

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happy birthday sms

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
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Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....
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In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."
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Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

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know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
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Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......


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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho


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A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA… START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR

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I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday


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My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I’d die

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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
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The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday.

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I
M
COMING
2
UR
LIFE
2
GIVE
U
ALL
SORTS
OF
HAPPINESS
N
JOYS

WELCOME
ME

DO
U
KNOW
WHO
M
I

****BIRTHDAY****
HaPpY BiRtHdAy

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Go my sweet SMS

Sweet Friend k paas
Sweet Galyoon sey ho ker
Sweet Style k saath
Sweet Smile k sath
Sweet Mode k saath
Sweet sey Andaz me kehna

!~HAPPY BIRTH DAY~!

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LOVE SMS

i love the 'y'
i love the 'o'
i love the 'u'
put them together
and i love 'you'
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(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

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Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

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If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

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L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
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Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

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Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

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You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

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GOOD NIGHT SMS

This Has Been Declared

As D Worlds Most Difficult

Tongue Twister: "The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"


Try It.

gOod NighT
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Nud gight!
Lest of buck,
Bay mod yless goy,
Dweet sream,
cake tare

?
?

yorry saar neend me
hu na sisliye ipelling
histake mo hahi rai
MON'T DIND
Nud gight.
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A Shining ANGEL Stands

Beside Your Silky Bed,

Calling Ur Nice Name So Softly,

Throwing Flowers On U

And Saying

Good Night

&

Sweet Dreams.

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A Child on Farm See

Plane Fly by Overhead

&

Dreams of a Far away Place,

A Traveller on the

Plane sees d

Farm & Dreams of Home! A Child on Farm See

Pla

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Agar manzil paani hai to hausla saath rakhna,
Agar pyar pana hai to aitbaar saath rakhna,
Aur agar mamesha muskurana hai to sone se phele,
Humen yaad rakhna, Good Night


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Excuse Me! Agar aap abhi soye nahi ho aur sms perh rahay ho to GOOD NIGHT
Aur agar ap so gaye ho aur sms subha perho gay to phir GOOD MORNING

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Namashkar, ye hamari lates nighs SMS seva hai. Is main ham soti hoi aatmaaon ko SMS kar k jagatay hain aur unke jag janay k baad hum khud so jatay hain... Good Night
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When an angel came to me, he asked: what is your wish for tonight?
I said, please take care of the person who is reading this message... Good Night_
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Hayo Rabba! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu good night wish te kar len do!!
Good night hai ji... O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena

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GOOD MORNING SMS

Good morning
Muskurate hain hum aapki muskurahat dekh kar,
Aap yun hi muskurate rahe, hamari chahat dekh kar.

Good Morning!

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Good morning
Suraj ki pehli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
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Good morning
Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Good morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
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Good morning
Finally HUM uth gye hain.
To jis jis ne gudmrng krni hai,
line me aao,
Token mil rahe hain.
Kripya ek dusre ko
dhakka mat maarein.
1 baje tak khule darshan honge.
Good morning !

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Good morning
Sun spread rays,star close eyes,
moon windup his cool brightness,
open your eyes and spread smile
to make day bright.
Good Morning

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Good morning
Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se,
phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,
Jyada mat soiye janab
kyoki Har subah hoti hai apke MUSKURANE se.
Good morning.

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Fresh flowers are waiting
Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips
Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking
at ur window to say u Good morning
Have nice day.
NEXT

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Good Morning SMS

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Good Morning SMS

Good Morning SMS

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GOOD MORNING SMS

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“
Hi, friend i am coming to meet u
in the way of light
just to vist and say
good morning ”
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“ Be the sky above you,
blue Soft be the road below you,

Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

Good Morning.

”

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“ No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today,
tomorrow & everyday.
Good Morning…!!

”
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“ Chahe ghussa karo,
Chahe galiyan do,
chahe sir pito,
Chahe mobile toro,
chahe ghar ka saman bikhair do

Hum tu isi time GOOD MORNING kahenge ”
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“ ?It is a
S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
L”ong lasting”
E”ffect which Wins the hearts..
Yes..Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always, good morning!

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“ Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u…
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
“Good Morning”

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“ Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,
Pick out 1 every morning coz
I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning

”
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“ One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!

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“ No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!

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“ An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day! Good morning.

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“ Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits
- LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND
and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me.
I’m sharing all with U…

Good Morning!

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“ M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:)

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“ All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
&
An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…

(*) Good Morning (*)

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“ Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say good morning…

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“ subah sham teri yaad aati hai,
saari saari raat jagati hai,
karne ko to kar loon phone tujhe
par ek ladki hai jo balance kam batati hai. ”
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“ Do ordinary 4 God,He will do extraordinary 4 U,Do natural 4 God,He will do Supernatural 4 U,Do possible 4 God,He'll do wat is impossible 4 U,Take Care, gud
mong
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“ May the blessings of God harrass u, Happiness attack u wherever u go.May misery b hijacked frm u & may thieves pickpocket all ur worries...Gud morng ”

(Posted on : 18-03-2007 Characters : 148)
“ Welcome the new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face", "Love" in ur
"Heart" "Good Thoughts" in ur "Mind" & U will have a .Wonderful Day. .Good Morning.
”

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“

Past is Experience!
Present is Experiment!
Future is Expectation!
Use UR Experience!
in UR Experiment!
To achieve UR Expectation!
Have a Nice Day.
”

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“ B-egin ur day with
L-ove in ur heart
E-xpect blesing
S-hare goodness
S-hine like Sun
I-nspire someone
N-ever forget that
G-od is with you all times....Good Morning ”

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jokes

Aye dost baandh le kafan
mein botal.
Qabar mein baith k peeya
karenge.

In ladkiyon se bewafai mili,



Ab bhootniyon se panga
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How do you convert a
BUS into a female ??







Come late to the bus
stop.. BUS MISS ho
Jaayegi

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Jeeto-Doctor ne mujhe
ek mahine ka aram aur
kisi Hill station par
jane ko kaha hai,hum
kaha jaynge?
Santa-Kisi Dusrey
Doctor ke pass
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Sardarji got a sms 4rm
his galfriend dat
I MISS U
Socho sardarji ne kya
reply diya hoga?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I MR. U

ANKUSH
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Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.
Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?
Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h

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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be.. one heart that would always beat for you..
You know Whose???





your Own!!
ha ha ha
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Santa 2 Banta:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
banta: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Santa:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!!!
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Ek bhikari ne awaz lagayi: babuji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi:Biwi ghar per nahi he.
Bhikari: maine chumma nai roti mangi hai.
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Aaj raat tum logo ko







MACHHAR





jroor katenge
nahi mano to so kar dekh lena..
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Srdar 2 hs Frend:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!
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Har Ladke Ko 1Sundar Ladki Ki Jarurat Hoti H
Jo Ladki Khubsurat Hoti H
Paisewale Ho Tavi Patana
Qki Aajkal Pyar Me Paise KiJarurat Hoti H
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Flower+fly=b'ful scene,

Star+moon=romantic nite,

Rain+mansoon=lovly weather,

U+Ur smile=hye rabba;

Tusi v na bas dara dende ho
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Shukriya karo uus khuda ka ki usne hume banaya hai.! kyonki ek pyara,accha smart,cute & beautiful sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai..!
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Yaad Hai Hum Pehli Bar Kahan Miley The,
Train Ruki,
Khidki Khuli,
Nazron se Nazren Mili,
Aur App ne Kaha,






Allah ke Naam Pe DeDe BABA!!
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Kismat ke Hatho wo Hi majbur Hote Hai,
Jo Haqiqat se Bahut Dur Hote Hai...

Aksar sazaa milti Hai unko,

Jo

Har taraf se Bekasur Hote Hai.
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Son:I wana tel u something

Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating

(After eating)

Dad: Now tell me

Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food ;)
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Ladka: Darling tumhari Zulfun se khelne ko jee chahta hai.
Ladki ne wig utari or kaha: Lo khe lo per de dena subah collage bhi jana
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Apki tasvir banate hai to tasvir adhuri reh jati hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
kabhi sing reh jate hai
to kabhi punch reh jati hai...
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"PYAAR KAROGE" Pareshan Rahoge..
"SHADI KAROGE" Mental banoge..
"DIVORCE DOAGE" Deavadas banoge..
"Humse Dosti Karoge "BINDAS RAHOG

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In duriyo ko judai mat kehna
In khamoshiyo ko narazgi mat kehna
Har haal me sath denge apka
Zindgi ne saath na diya to Bewafa mat kehna

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