Naughty SMS

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!

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NDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR...
aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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