New Year SMS

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!_____________________________________________Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!__________________________________________W...

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Kiss SMS

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.kisses spread germs and germs are hated.but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated______________________________Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga____________________________________What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation...

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Naughty SMS

A Short thingIt gets Longerwhen U hold itN pass betweenwomen BreastsN enters intoA holeWhat is it?1 min 2 think!Car Seat BeltU dirty mind.________________Skin meets SkinWhen is thatthe skin meets skin,hair meets hairn balls disappear..dirty mindits whenu BLINK UR EYES_________________Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????Jaago...

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Friendship SMS

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend like you can make life worth living for._____________________________If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them._______________________Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from...

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Diwali SMS

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"________________________Troubles as light as Air,love as deep as Ocean,Friends as Solid as Diamonds,and Success as bright as Gold...These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana_____________I Pray to God to give UShanti,Shakti,Sampati,Swarup,Saiyam,Saadgi,Safalta,Samridhi,Sanskar,Swaasth,Sanmaan,Saraswati,aur...

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Christmas SMS

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS___________________I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !___________________New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm...

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Broken Heart SMS

In school they taught me that; 1 hour = 60 min.1 min = 60 sec. but they never told me that; 1 sec. without U = 100 years ____________I will always be by your side beecause you always make me the happpiest person i always love to be. ____________They say you can only fall in love once, but I know thats not true, because every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again..___________YOu brought a new meaning to my simple life,n...

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Barish/Rainy day SMS

The Taste Of OrangesThe Walk In FrostThe Golden SunlightThe Beauty Of Autumn ColorsThe Magic Of Wet Red LEaves“Happy first rain of winter”_________________________Besan ke roti,Lemon ka achar,Dostonn ke khushi,Apnnon ka pyar,Sawwan ke rain,Kisi ka intezar,Mubark ho aap ko,Barish ki bahar,/ / / // / // /Happy Rainy Day Sweet Heart______________Jb barish hoti hy, Tum yaad aty ho.Jb kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad aty ho,Jab bhegty hain...

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April Fools SMS

Tamam bewaqufonko ittala di jati hai….........Aap to aise parh rahe henjaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p_____________________I am your girlfriend:Smart.Intelligent.Sweet.Talented.Excllent.Romantic.theek kaha na ?In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p__________________If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur1) gud looks2 ) nature3 ) style4 ) attitude,kick them off.How dare they fool u before april 1st.____________WARNING ! ! !This...

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Anniversary SMS

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!____________________________Long after our anniversaryAndthis greeting has been thrown awayThink of the thought behind it,Each and everyday,Happy Anniversary_________________________]On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share,lasts ur lifetime through.__________________________Happy...

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GOOD NIGHT SMS......

X’cuse me,Agar ap abhi soye nahin hoaur sms parh rahe ho to“Good Night”Aur agar aap so gaye hoaur sms subah parho gay to phir“Good Morning”___________________If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,U know whats wrong?U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’Good Night__________________One evening i will come 2 ur roomlock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bedI’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur faceAnd I’ll...

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Sweet SMS....

NA KOI KISI SA DOOR HOTA HAI...NA KOI KISI KA PASS HOTA HAI .. PYAR KHUD CHAL KA ATTA HAI... JAB KOI KISI KA NASSEB MAIN HOTA HAI.-----------------------------khuda se thorda raham khareed late, aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed late, agar kahin bikti khushiyan meri, to saari beach ke aap ka har gam kharid late_________________________________hume zeher deke ye kehete hai pina hoga,pete hain to kehete hain jina hoga................

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SHAYARI SMS....

for a nice friendnice morning for a sweet friend "sweet morning" for a lovely friend,"lovely morning" for good friend,"good morning" have nice day.___________________________bhai:- are tum gadi itani tez ku chala rahe hon?circuit:-bhai break fail ho gayi hain accident hone se pehale ghar pahuch jate hain.____________________________ankha to pyar main dil ki juban hoti hain,sacchi chahat to sada bejuban hoti hain,pyar main gum...

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HINDI SMS

G: Gossip mein sabse aage,I: Innocent sirf shakal se,R: Rone ki automatic machine,L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.----------------------Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,-----------------------Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hainAaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!-----------------------College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,Classke bahane diloka mel hota...

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SANTA AUR BANTA SMS

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Banta : Dont worry, I have one more. --------------------------Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.Man: Which part?Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar. -----------------------------Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Santa: So what take...

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MISS U...SMS

Salam .... I See UAankhon seI Feel USansoon seI Kiss UHontoon seI Remember UChahat seI Believe UJaan sI Miss UDil se&'I Love U'Kasam se.---------------------------------------IMissUDil syDil takJan syJan takDin syRat takKal syAj takAap syMuj takSubha sysham takmeray sms behjnay syAap ky sms parnay tak I MISS U--------------------------I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although...

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happy birthday sms

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".------------------------------------Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....___________________________________In my...

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LOVE SMS

i love the 'y'i love the 'o'i love the 'u'put them togetherand i love 'you'_____________________(\_/)(=.=)(")(")a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses..._______________________In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry._____________________________If u...

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GOOD NIGHT SMS

This Has Been DeclaredAs D Worlds Most DifficultTongue Twister: "The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"Try It.gOod NighT _____________________Nud gight!Lest of buck,Bay mod yless goy,Dweet sream,cake tare??yorry saar neend mehu na sisliye ipellinghistake mo hahi raiMON'T DINDNud gight.______________________________A Shining ANGEL StandsBeside Your Silky Bed,Calling Ur Nice Name So Softly,Throwing Flowers On UAnd SayingGood...

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GOOD MORNING SMS

Good morningMuskurate hain hum aapki muskurahat dekh kar,Aap yun hi muskurate rahe, hamari chahat dekh kar.Good Morning!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------Good morningSuraj ki pehli kiran khushi de aapko,Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

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GOOD MORNING SMS

---------------------------------------“Hi, friend i am coming to meet uin the way of lightjust to vist and saygood morning ”--------------------------------------“ Be the sky above you,blue Soft be the road below you,Affection be the breeze around you,I pray all the happiness surrounds you.Good Morning.”--------------------------------------“ No shadows to depress u,only joys to surround u,friends to luv u,and God himself to...

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jokes

Aye dost baandh le kafanmein botal.Qabar mein baith k peeyakarenge.In ladkiyon se bewafai mili,Ab bhootniyon se panga-----------------------------------How do you convert aBUS into a female ??Come late to the busstop.. BUS MISS hoJaayegi ___________________________________Jeeto-Doctor ne mujheek mahine ka aram aurkisi Hill station parjane ko kaha hai,humkaha jaynge?Santa-Kisi DusreyDoctor ke pass___________________________________Sardarji...

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